50 mærkeligste stockfotos, du ikke vil kunne glemme

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Fra en bedstemor, der lærer en gruppe blonde børn hemmelighederne i “stik mellem fingrene” til en kvindelig udgave af Adolf Hitler, der skræller kartofler, prøvede fotograferne bag disse billeder nok lidt for hårdt. Misforstå os ikke, vi sætter pris på alt det arbejde, der blev lagt i produktionen af disse billeder. Vi synes bare, at hvert af dem burde have en uddybende beskrivelse, der forklarer, hvad der foregår på disse billeder.

#1 Bedstemor lærer blonde børn vigtige livslektioner

Billedkilde: mrbenmarko

#2 Fyr rækker ud gennem computerskærmen og skriver baglæns, mens en overrasket kat kigger ud i det fjerne

Billedkilde: mrbenmarko

#2 Fyr rækker ud gennem computerskærmen og skriver baglæns, mens en overrasket kat kigger ud i det fjerne

Billedkilde: SiomarTehBeefalo

#3 “En kentaur har mødt den forkerte halvdel. He Was Very Puzzled.”

Billedkilde: HugeHam

#4 Cat With A Bouquet At The Feet Of Mistress

Bilagekilde: kiwidesign

#5 Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest

Bilagekilde: HugeHam

#5 Woman Throwing Spaghetti In A Forest

Bilagekilde: HugeHam

#6 This Proposal

Billedkilde: Kilde: Kilde til billede:

Quaff_Bepis

#7 Excuse Me Miss, But That’s My D You’re Sitting On

Billedkilde: SonOfTheBlueMeanie

#8 Umm, Yeah, I Think We Found The Murderer

Billedkilde: SonOfTheBlueMeanie

BunnyAdorbs

#9 “Hey Lady, Your Computer Isn’t Even Switched On”

Billedkilde: dhrxv

#10 This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software

Billedkilde: BunnyAdorbs

#10 This Boy Installing The Newest Piece Of Software

Billedkilde: BunnyAdorbs

TeoTheBeast

#11 Cat Snake Cooking A Magical Potion

Billedkilde: ShutterCount

#12 Skal jeg allerede ringe efter en ambulance? (Bemærk hånden)

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#13 Hitler med kartofler og en kjole, der ser ud som et picnic-tæppe

Billedkilde: SaraBellum42

#14 No Potatoes While I’m Working Please

Billedkilde: Sweatytumorz

#15 Need To Get Home Before The Storm, But I’m Hitting All The Cat Lights

Billedkilde: SaraBellum42

#14 No Potatoes While I’m Working Please

Billedkilde: SaraBellum42

Billedkilde: SaraBellum42

#16 Male Human Holds His Blobfish

Bilagekilde: zhaiiiix

#17 I Searched For “A Large Bird” On Google And Was Not Disappointed

Bilagekilde: Treastroll

#17 I Searched For “A Large Bird” On Google And Was Not Disappointed

Bilagekilde: Treastroll

#18 Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U

Billedkilde: Lol Stop Struggling And Let Me Stab U

#19 Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level

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#19 Drinking And Driving Taken To A Whole New Level

#20 “Hacker” Stockphotos Are The Best

Billedkilde: Gaberiallo

#20 “Hacker” Stockphotos Are The Best

Kilde: Aelaan_Bluewood

#21 Catanic Featuring Leornado Dicatrio And Cate Winslet

Billedkilde: Aelaan_Bluewood

Chengers

#22 Goodbye You Slimey Freak

Bilagekilde: sexytai

#23 How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

Bilagekilde: Chengers

#23 How To Keep Your Kids Safe On The Internet

Bilagekilde: Nevraoj

#24 Hukommelsestab er mere smertefuldt, end du måske tror

Billedkilde: KarlKlngOfDucks

#25 Real Art

Billedkilde: santas__boobs

#26 She’s Just a Little Moody, Now Get the F*cking Pickles

Billedkilde: KarlKlngOfDucks

#26 She’s Just a Little Moody, Now Get the F*cking Pickles

Billedkilde: KarlKlngOfDucks

Your_Moms_Flame

#27 Just Taking A Bath

Billedkilde: Your_Moms_Flame

#27 Just Taking A Bath

Saltefanden

#28 Barn bryder den fjerde dimension og skaber et smuthul, sender sine ben ind i en anden dimension og brækker ryggen, mens han griner af det.

Billedkilde: Saltefanden

#29 Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands

Image source: andhelostthem

#30 African American Snake At Job Interview

Image source: SeniorHippopotamus

Image source: SeniorHippopotamus

#29 Woman Tackling A Mugger Who Forgets He Has Two Hands

Do_You_Even_KEK_Bro

#31 Gammel mand bruger toiletpapir som kikkert

Bilagekilde: Scar20Grotto

#32 Asiatisk kvinde spytter på en pik

Billedkilde: Lukekul

#33 Sad Man No Stop Oil

Billedkilde: Your_Moms_Flame

#34 Dead Chickens Dancing On Earth

Billedkilde: Your_Moms_Flame: Thestickman391

#35 Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy

Billedkilde: Thestickman391

#35 Bald Man Chisels His Way Into Your Privacy

#36 This Is A Search Result For “Evolution” – Pretty Much Sums It Up

Image source: edgar01600

#37 Doctor Has A Special Advice For You

Image source: Magnum_Dongs3

Image source: Magnum_Dongs3

#37 Doctor Has A Special Advice For You

Image source: Magnum_Dongs3

ThisNameIsSo0riginal

#38 A Young Boy Trying To Kill Himself With A Barcode Scanner

Billedkilde: Franeg

#39 En mand står med to græskar i hånden, kun iført en speedo

Billedkilde: Your_Moms_Flame

#40 Man With A Cake As A Pillow

#41 Man Has Relax Time Inside Of Washing Machine

Billedkilde: Your_Moms_Flame

#40 Man With A Cake As A Pillow

Billedkilde: Your_Moms_Flame

#42 Kalium går bare lige igennem mig

Billedkilde: CaptainSylus

#43 “Lemme Help You Out With That!”

Billedkilde: _Xantium

#44 Man Photoshopped Ono Egg

Bilagekilde: hoklord

#45 This

Bilagekilde: _Xantium

#45 This

Bilagekilde: _Xantium

kahotheupvoter

#46 Man In Awe Of Some Guy Peeing

Billedkilde: bondbeansbond

#47 The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple

Billedkilde: Kahotheupvoter

#47 The Unconventional Birth Of A Pineapple

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#48 Hvis du gnider denne kartoffel på din hud, vil du leve for evigt!